In all seriousness, there are two types of Republicans. There are the country club Republicans who drive GOP policy, but make up a small percentage of the base. There are the trailer park Republicans who make up a large percentage of the base, but don’t really drive policy other than cosmetic wedge issues like abortion and trans rights. To their credit, trailer park GOP enlists in large numbers.
Individual-Ask7000 on
Nah everyone who voted for him front of the line
davpad12 on
Get their fat bleach blonde Mar-a-Lago face women out there too
octavioletdub on
“This isn’t DEI.” Love that for them 🥰
HappyGoPink on
The Middle East is a very hot place. I think we should send some ICE. What could possibly go wrong?
Antique-Car6103 on
We need all those MAGA wearing guys and cosplaying DEI agents on the front lines.
thinkB4WeSpeak on
We should have passed that constitutional amendment where if you vote for war then you get drafted. Huge missed opportunity.
Trump4Prison-2024 on
You do know that LOTS of women and POC voted for him. Right? They should be right there on the front lines too. Them getting a pass WOULD be DEI, wouldn’t it?
But not you Barron. The military doesn’t take gays anymore.
SmedlyB on
The ICE men cowereth.
Overall_News5106 on
Guita4Vivi2038 on
Love it.
We won’t see it though.
Meatslinger on
Now *there’s* an interesting idea for how to run a society: voluntary military service by voting record. If you vote Republican and the country goes to war, you’re first at the top of the draft list, followed by undecided, with the opposing party or parties after that. Same if it’s a Democrat, or any other party that may pull out in front. Consider if your leader is a warmonger and if you care to back that up in blood when you vote for them, because you’ll be first picked to go to the front.
cactusjackalope on
Yeah and pay for the what, half a billion it’s cost us so far? Do it. Go pay some more taxes.
Brokensince10 on
I agree with every word he said!
doktor_wankenstein on
Nice how he slipped in a “Proud Boys” reference at the end.
Or was that Freudian?
fushitaka2010 on
Send ICE. They got the money and manpower to fight the greatest country on Earth! They can definitely handle Iran!
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In all seriousness, there are two types of Republicans. There are the country club Republicans who drive GOP policy, but make up a small percentage of the base. There are the trailer park Republicans who make up a large percentage of the base, but don’t really drive policy other than cosmetic wedge issues like abortion and trans rights. To their credit, trailer park GOP enlists in large numbers.
Nah everyone who voted for him front of the line
Get their fat bleach blonde Mar-a-Lago face women out there too
“This isn’t DEI.” Love that for them 🥰
The Middle East is a very hot place. I think we should send some ICE. What could possibly go wrong?
We need all those MAGA wearing guys and cosplaying DEI agents on the front lines.
We should have passed that constitutional amendment where if you vote for war then you get drafted. Huge missed opportunity.
You do know that LOTS of women and POC voted for him. Right? They should be right there on the front lines too. Them getting a pass WOULD be DEI, wouldn’t it?
no women allowed? that’s bold
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But not you Barron. The military doesn’t take gays anymore.
The ICE men cowereth.
Love it.
We won’t see it though.
Now *there’s* an interesting idea for how to run a society: voluntary military service by voting record. If you vote Republican and the country goes to war, you’re first at the top of the draft list, followed by undecided, with the opposing party or parties after that. Same if it’s a Democrat, or any other party that may pull out in front. Consider if your leader is a warmonger and if you care to back that up in blood when you vote for them, because you’ll be first picked to go to the front.
Yeah and pay for the what, half a billion it’s cost us so far? Do it. Go pay some more taxes.
I agree with every word he said!
Nice how he slipped in a “Proud Boys” reference at the end.
Or was that Freudian?
Send ICE. They got the money and manpower to fight the greatest country on Earth! They can definitely handle Iran!